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slayboybunny:

y’all haters of the word ‘yall” need to cut it out cuz y’all is actually the perfect blend of casualness and gender neutrality when referring to a group of ppl and i will be liberated in everything y’all stands for whether y’all like it or not

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

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carter just smashed her perfectly good iPhone 5C on the ground w her foot….GIRL U GOOD?

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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